I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.
I always wanted to be a dentist from the time I was in high school, and I was accepted to dental school in the spring of 1972. I was planning to go, but after the Olympics there were other opportunities.
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.
I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.
Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.
I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.
I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.
I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."
One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist drill going through my ears.
My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces false impression
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