Popcorn is one of the only situations in which you eat the result of an explosion.
Im a popcorn fanatic. No matter how full I am, I can eat popcorn.
Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is. The only way to approach it is to make yourself some popcorn and enjoy the show.
Love is sharing your popcorn.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Sometimes I think that all anyone needs in life is lots of popcorn and a few Lovelies
Get your popcorn ready, 'cause I'm gonna put on a show.
Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem.
Enjoy your popcorn and enjoy the show. It's just a movie, so have fun!
There was something irresistible about popcorn.
The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
I understand what's it like to work all week and on Friday night just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn and be thrilled by something.
When I was 14 -years-old, I made this PowerPoint presentation, and I invited my parents into my room and gave them popcorn. It was called 'Project Hollywood 2004' and it worked. I moved to L.A. in January of 2004.
I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn.
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.
You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there are also always those burnt, black kernels that don’t pop. You know why they don’t pop? Because they have integrity.
I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
When you get old, everything is hurting. When I get up in the morning, it sounds like I'm making popcorn.
Every once in a while, someone will mail me a single popcorn kernel that didn't pop. I'll get out a fresh kernel, tape it to a piece of paper and mail it back to them.
Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie.
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow.
Rap music... sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us use in the dorm, and we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper in the dorm room.
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