Charles M. Schulz Quotes - Page 8

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• The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'

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  Religion, Atheism, Humanist

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• If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.

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  Cameras, Lenses, Caps

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• I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

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  Love, Life, Relationship

  You're a Winner, Charlie Brown (1960)

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• All is well... That's my new philosophy.

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  Philosophy, Wells

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• Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!

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  Years, Differences, Hundred

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• I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!

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  Baby, Cheer, Sorry

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• I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

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  Dying, Insult, Peanuts

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• I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!

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  Dollars, Three, Hundred

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• Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.

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  Still Life With Woodpecker, Proof, Theologian

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• It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

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  Running, Philosophy, One Day At A Time

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• Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

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  Doe, Lines, Firsts

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• Do you have your own room, Charlie Brown?" "Oh, yes... I have a very nice room." "I hope you realize that you won't always have your own room... Someday you'll get drafted or something, and you'll have to leave your room forever!" "Why do you tell me things like that?" "It's on a list I've made up for you... I call it, Things You Might As Well Know!

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  Nice, Forever, Might

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• One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.

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  Song, Night, Listening

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• Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!

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  Drinking, Life Is Too Short, Thinking

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• Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.

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  Love, Valentine, Saws

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• The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.

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  Dog, Only Time

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• Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

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  Jelly, Sandwiches, Bread

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• I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is going to have them pray? And is the teacher going to be Catholic or Mormon or Episcopalian or what? It just causes all sorts of problems. And what are the kids praying about anyway? Does it really matter, does praying in school...what are you doing it for? The whole thing just opens up all sorts of elements of discussion. I think it's crazy.

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  Teacher, Prayer, Crazy

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• Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!

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  Love Is, Thinking, Boys

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• Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

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  Winning, Love Is, Slaughter

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• Love is a letter on pink stationery.

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  Best Love, Love Is, Letters

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• You can't eat compliments.

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  Compliment, Praise

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• Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

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  Sports, Religious, Hate

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• Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

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  Love Is, Talking, Knowing

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• I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

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  Girl, Writing, Cookies

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