The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.
No matter what anyone says, it's much worse to be unloved than it is to be lost in the woods." "Sometimes, I think you've been lost in the woods all your life, Charlie Brown.
The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'
Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by.
If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.
Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.
A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.
Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?!
All is well... That's my new philosophy.
I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!
I'm dying and all I hear are insults!
I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!
Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!
Humor is proof that everything is going to be all right with God nevertheless.
It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.
Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.
Do you have your own room, Charlie Brown?" "Oh, yes... I have a very nice room." "I hope you realize that you won't always have your own room... Someday you'll get drafted or something, and you'll have to leave your room forever!" "Why do you tell me things like that?" "It's on a list I've made up for you... I call it, Things You Might As Well Know!
One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.
Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
I don't believe in school prayer. I think it's total nonsense...who is the teacher there that is going to have them pray? And is the teacher going to be Catholic or Mormon or Episcopalian or what? It just causes all sorts of problems. And what are the kids praying about anyway? Does it really matter, does praying in school...what are you doing it for? The whole thing just opens up all sorts of elements of discussion. I think it's crazy.
Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.
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