Sandwiches Quotes

• Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

  Paul Lynde

  Food, Needs, Spoons

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• Life is good when you have a good sandwich.

  Keanu Reeves

  Life Is Good, Life Is

  Reddit AMA, www.reddit.com. October 20, 2013.

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• You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal.

  Jeff Mauro

  Meals

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• Life is like a sandwich!
  Birth as one slice,
  and death as the other.
  What you put in-between
  the slices is up to you.
  Is your sandwich tasty or sour?

  Alan Rufus

  Life, Up To You, Birth

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• I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.

  Jeff Mauro

  Two, Pieces, Bread

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• Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

  Peter Kay

  Food, Squares, Taste

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• Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body

  George Carlin

  Happiness, Fun, Over You

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• Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise.

  Mary Kay Ash

  Leadership, Teacher, Teaching

  "The Mary Kay Way: Timeless Principles from America's Greatest Woman Entrepreneur".

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• A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony.

  Arthur Conan Doyle

  Coffee, Land, Delicacy

  Arthur Conan Doyle (2015). “The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes”, p.34, Zillmann Publishing

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• Too few people understand a really good sandwich.

  James Beard

  People

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• You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first.

  John Lennon

  Stars, Cheese Sandwiches, Firsts

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• Enjoy every sandwich.

  Warren Zevon

  Life, Enjoy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Before you trade sandwiches, check between the bread.

  Cynthia Lewis

  Bread, Checks, Trade

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• If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

  Thom Yorke

  War, Gun, Ends

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• I like the philosophy of the sandwich, as it were. It typifies my attitude to life, really. It's all there, it's fun, it looks good, and you don't have to wash up afterwards.

  Molly Parkin

  Fun, Attitude, Philosophy

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• All of the energy of existence is going to flow through you. You will be in thousands of planes of consciousness at once or beyond in nirvana or having a sandwich with a friend.

  Frederick Lenz

  Inspirational, Buddhism, Energy

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• Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting.

  Padgett Powell

  Two, Bed, Life Is

  Padgett Powell (2010). “The Interrogative Mood”, p.23, Profile Books

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• Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.

  Jacqueline Kelly

  Happiness, Book, Bed

  Jacqueline Kelly (2009). “The Evolution of Calpurnia Tate”, p.60, Macmillan

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• I don't get why my fans call me yummy. I mean I'm not a sandwich!

  Justin Bieber

  Mean, Yummy, Fans

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• You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.

  Phil McGraw

  Horse, Needs, Packs

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

  Charles M. Schulz

  Jelly, Bread, Stomach

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• A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Men, Bread, Determined

  F. Scott Fitzgerald (2009). “The Beautiful And Damned”, p.239, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• God, Satan, Paradise, and Hell all vanished one day in my fifteenth year, when I quite abruptly lost my faith. ... and afterwards, to prove my new-found atheism, I bought myself a rather tasteless ham sandwich, and so partook for the first time of the forbidden flesh of the swine. No thunderbolt arrived to strike me down. ... From that day to this I have thought of myself as a wholly secular person.

  Salman Rushdie

  Years, Religion, Atheism

  "In God We Trust". Essay by Salman Rushdie, 1985.

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• For people who are really alive to have life awakened is more important than to get a sandwich.

  Joseph Campbell

  Inspirational, People, Important

  Joseph Campbell (1991). “The Hero's Journey: The World of Joseph Campbell : Joseph Campbell on His Life and Work”, Harper San Francisco

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• A Panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a Panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry, and, sure enough, finds an explanation. Panda. Large black and white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

  Lynne Truss

  Confused, Black And White, Gun

  "Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation". Book by Lynne Truss, November 6, 2003.

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