Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
Life is good when you have a good sandwich.
You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal.
Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you. Is your sandwich tasty or sour?
I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.
Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body
Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise.
A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony.
Too few people understand a really good sandwich.
You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first.
Enjoy every sandwich.
Before you trade sandwiches, check between the bread.
If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.
I like the philosophy of the sandwich, as it were. It typifies my attitude to life, really. It's all there, it's fun, it looks good, and you don't have to wash up afterwards.
All of the energy of existence is going to flow through you. You will be in thousands of planes of consciousness at once or beyond in nirvana or having a sandwich with a friend.
Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting.
Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.
I don't get why my fans call me yummy. I mean I'm not a sandwich!
You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.
God, Satan, Paradise, and Hell all vanished one day in my fifteenth year, when I quite abruptly lost my faith. ... and afterwards, to prove my new-found atheism, I bought myself a rather tasteless ham sandwich, and so partook for the first time of the forbidden flesh of the swine. No thunderbolt arrived to strike me down. ... From that day to this I have thought of myself as a wholly secular person.
For people who are really alive to have life awakened is more important than to get a sandwich.
A Panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a Panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry, and, sure enough, finds an explanation. Panda. Large black and white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.
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