Yesterday is a cancelled check;
Tomorrow is a promissory note;
Today is the only cash you have,
so spend it wisely.
Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
The buck stops with the guy who signs the checks.
When one person makes an accusation, check to be sure he himself is not the guilty one. Sometimes it is those whose case is weak who make the most clamour.
People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph.
After a year or so I really thought I was Howard Hughes. Here I was at eighteen years old, getting all these checks.
I'm also very proud to be a part of a trilogy of films that, if they do nothing else, allow people to check their problems at the door, sit down and have a good time.
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
Our country, if you read the 'Federalist Papers,' is about disagreement. It's about pitting faction against faction, divided government, checks and balances. The hero in American political tradition is the man who stands up to the mob - not the mob itself.
I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check clears.
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks.
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though.
I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register.
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.
An idea is a putting truth in check-mate.
Common experience is the gold reserve which confers an exchange value on the currency which words are; without this reserve of shared experiences, all our pronouncements are checks drawn on insufficient funds.
When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.
When we can drain the Ocean into mill-ponds, and bottle up the Force of Gravity, to be sold by retail, in gas jars; then may we hope to comprehend the infinitudes of man's soul under formulas of Profit and Loss; and rule over this too, as over a patent engine, by checks, and valves, and balances.
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes.
We're a big check mark on everybody's schedule. I told them it's just another challenge; let's go after it.
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