To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.
If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.
When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.
I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.
If thou makest a statement concerning women, lo, she shall immediately try to disprove it straightway. She goeth by contraries.
The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.
Propose not to a woman when she hath gotten a new frock, nor when she is puffed up with victories; when she reigneth and rejoiceth in her hour of triumph, come not nigh unto her; but when she be ill or weary, when she is cast down in spirit and needeth a comforter, then be thou ready, and make thy suit.
Some women are to be captured by storm and some taken by siege; yet if there be not a traitor in her heart that shall deliver up the garrison, thou shalt not prevail over her.
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.
Her heart is older than her head; yea, her emotion is the mother of her reason
Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.
There are no roads in all Bohemia !
The world is full of women, and the women full of wile; so that a man, if he goeth not warily withal, shall surely fall a prey thereunto.
Can a woman entertain a man and a pet at the same time? I say unto thee, one of the twain shall suffer jealousy.
A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero
A woman findeth in her last lover much of her first love; but a man seeth his next-to-the-last love, alway.
It is in the blood of genius to love play for its own sake, and whether one uses one's skill on thrones or women, swords or pens, gold or fame, the game's the thing.
No man knoweth how another man maketh his love, for women tell not.
Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky; whereas fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will.
Love endeth like the chianti flask, its drops are bitter.
Most women have all other women as adversaries; most men have all other men as their allies.
Hurry not a woman's favor; neither forcer her hastily to surrender to thee. For she goeth into love as she goeth into the waters at the seashore; first a hand and then a lip goeth she in by littles. She diveth not, she leapeth not from the pier; but by gentle shocks and cries of protest she entereth slowly; yet when the waters of love encompass her, then she is supported. She swimmeth in her joy; she floateth on the tide of happiness.
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