To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.
There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.
When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.
Her heart is older than her head; yea, her emotion is the mother of her reason
Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.
If thou makest a statement concerning women, lo, she shall immediately try to disprove it straightway. She goeth by contraries.
A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero
The world is full of women, and the women full of wile; so that a man, if he goeth not warily withal, shall surely fall a prey thereunto.
I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.
A woman findeth in her last lover much of her first love; but a man seeth his next-to-the-last love, alway.
Propose not to a woman when she hath gotten a new frock, nor when she is puffed up with victories; when she reigneth and rejoiceth in her hour of triumph, come not nigh unto her; but when she be ill or weary, when she is cast down in spirit and needeth a comforter, then be thou ready, and make thy suit.
It is in the blood of genius to love play for its own sake, and whether one uses one's skill on thrones or women, swords or pens, gold or fame, the game's the thing.
Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky; whereas fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will.
If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.
No man knoweth how another man maketh his love, for women tell not.
Every person has some splendid traits and if we confine our contacts so as to bring those traits into action, there is no need of ever being bored or irritated or indignant.
Can a woman entertain a man and a pet at the same time? I say unto thee, one of the twain shall suffer jealousy.
Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.
Love endeth like the chianti flask, its drops are bitter.
Some women are to be captured by storm and some taken by siege; yet if there be not a traitor in her heart that shall deliver up the garrison, thou shalt not prevail over her.
Many a maid have I won by a quarrel, when flattery was in no wise helpful; but take heed that thou art in the wrong, so that thou mayest acknowledge thine error.
There are no roads in all Bohemia !
Tell not thy previous loves to a woman, lest she also telleth thee hers.
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