A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?
The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
The best time to make friends is
before you need them.
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.
Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
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