May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
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