Mafia Quotes

• The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Funny, Irs, Want

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• Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

  Mario Puzo

  Inspirational, Movie, Hollywood Films

  The Godfather: Part II (motion picture) (1974). Coauthored with Francis Ford Coppola.

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• You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.

  Martin Scorsese

  Home, Bullshit, Church

  "Mean Streets". www.imdb.com. 1973.

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• As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

  Ray Liotta

  Movie, Mobster, Remember

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• Mafia is a process,not a thing. Mafia is a form of clan - cooperation to which it's individual members pledge lifelong loyalty....Friendship, connections, family ties, trust, loyalty, obedience - this was the glue that held us together.

  Joseph Bonanno

  Loyalty, Ties, Together

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• Capitalism is the legitimate racket of the ruling class.

  Al Capone

  Class, Bootlegging, Racket

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• Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.

  Steve Allen

  Government, Balance, Politician

  Steve Allen (1994). “Reflections”

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• A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

  Mario Puzo

  Real, Men, Gangster Movie

  "Fictional character: Vito Corleone". "The Godfather", www.imdb.com. 1972.

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• I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

  Marlon Brando

  Movie, Film History, Hollywood Films

  "Fictional character: Don Vito Corleone". "The Godfather", www.imdb.com. March 14, 1972.

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• So what is government?... Very simply, it is an agency of coercion. Of course, there are other agencies of coercion - such as the Mafia. So to be more precise, government is the agency of coercion that has flags in front of its offices.

  Harry Browne

  Agency, Government, Office

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• No one will ever kill me, they wouldn't dare

  Carmine Galante

  Criminals, Mobster, Murder

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• The Monkees are like the mafia. You're in for life. Nobody gets out.

  Davy Jones

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• The triumph of anything is a matter of organization.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Struggle Between Good And Evil, Organization, Triumph

  Kurt Vonnegut (2007). “The Sirens of Titan”, p.167, Dial Press

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• When you get to political machines that can control a state, then you're really into organized crime - almost. You're fighting a political mafia.

  Frank Capra

  Fighting, Political, Machines

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

  Douglas Horton

  Attention, Chance, Desperation

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• The racing bug is never going to go away. It's like the Mafia.

  Davy Jones

  Racing, Going Away, Bugs

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• I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

  Mario Puzo

  Movie, Hollywood Films, Film History

  The Godfather ch. 1 (1969)

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• Wherever there's opportunity, the mafia will be there.

  Johnny Kelly

  Opportunity

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• There is no single field of activity, not a single institution, free of the most brutal sort of corruption. Russia has bred a world-class mafia.

  David Remnick

  Russia, Class, World

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• Once you're in, you're in. It's like the Mafia. Once a Monkee, always a Monkee.

  Davy Jones

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• Mafia is the best example of capitalism we have.

  Marlon Brando

  Example, Capitalism

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• I'm very proud of being Italian-American, but people don't realize that the mafia is just this aberration. The real community is built on the working man, the guy who's the cop, the fireman, the truck driver, the bus driver.

  Chazz Palminteri

  Real, Italian, Men

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• A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.

  Russell Baker

  Sunday, America, Political

  "The Morals Charge". The New York Times, May 14, 1974.

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• The Communist Party apparatus was the most gigantic mafia the world has ever known.

  David Remnick

  Party, World, Communist

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• I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Thinking, Indiana

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