Sandwiches Quotes - Page 5

• I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get it. You sit here - I'll get it, I'll make it.

  Dana Gould

  Tuna, Want, Restaurants

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• Some people come to Old Trafford and can't spell football, let alone understand it. They have a few drinks and a prawn sandwich but don't realise what's happening on the pitch

  Roy Keane

  Football, People, Drink

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• You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, and he arrives with a sandwich! And you think: "Yes! Yes! I control sandwich monkey! I live in magic land, magic land, magic land"

  Dylan Moran

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

  "Monster". Documentary, Comedy, 2004.

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• Toast is bread made delicious and useful. Un-toasted bread is okay for children's sandwiches and sopping up barbecue sauce, but for pretty much all other uses, toast is better than bread. An exception is when the bread is fresh from the oven, piping hot, with butter melting all over it. Then it's fantastic, but I would argue that bread fresh out of the oven is a kind of toast. Because I'm an asshole and I refuse to be wrong about something.

  Steve Albini

  Children, Hot, Use

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• While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in your kitchen, he just keeps on making peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and he never leaves.

  Cathleen Falsani

  Jesus, Kitchen, Peanut Butter

  Cathleen Falsani (2008). “Sin Boldly: A Field Guide for Grace”, p.22, Zondervan

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• I created the peplum so you can eat in it. You can have a dessert, you can have another sandwich.

  Alber Elbaz

  Dessert

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• A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them.

  Chic Murray

  Funny, Humor, Luxury

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• Imagine, if you can, what the rest of the evening was like. How they crouched by the fire which blazed and leaped and made much of itself in the little grate. How they removed the covers of the dishes, and found rich, hot savory soup, which was a meal in itself, and sandwiches and toast and muffins enough for both of them.

  Frances Hodgson Burnett

  Fire, Hot, Meals

  Frances Hodgson Burnett (2016). “A Little Princess”, p.134, Xist Publishing

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• I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.

  Jimmy Cannon

  Work, Men, Lazy Man

  Jimmy Cannon (1956). “Who struck John?”

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• This isn't the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock--I built the stage. And when everything fell apart, and people were fighting for peanut butter sandwiches, it was the National Guard who came in and saved the same people who were protesting them. So when Hillary Clinton a few years ago wanted to build a Woodstock memorial, I said it should be a statue of a National Guardsman feeding a crying hippie.

  John Ratzenberger

  Father, Hippie, Party

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• I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich."

  Stephen Colbert

  Cheese Sandwiches, Doe, Grilled Cheese

  "Stephen Colbert tells Jake Tapper: "I Gut Check My Show". "The Colbert Report" with Stephen Colbert, www.poynter.org. April 15, 2010.

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• Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.

  Jozy Altidore

  Snacks, Long, Perfect

  Source: www.askmen.com

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• When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace.

  Elisha Lim

  Cheese Sandwiches, Jam, Pants

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• It was a sh*t sandwich.

  Kris Humphries

  Divorce

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• In the case of some women, orgasms take quite a bit of time. Before signing on with such a partner, make sure you are willing to lay aside, say, the month of June, with sandwiches having to be brought in.

  Bruce Jay Friedman

  Sex, June, Months

  Bruce Jay Friedman (1978). “The Lonely Guy: And, The Slightly Older Guy”, p.145, Grove Press

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• Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

  Allan Sherman

  Cutting, Cold, Should

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• I don't like when people say, 'I'll pray for you. I'm going to pray for you. Praying for you.' You're going to pray for me? So you're going to sit at home and do nothing? 'Cause that's what your prayers are; you doing nothing while I struggle with a situation. Don't pray for me - make me a sandwich or something.

  Hannibal Buress

  Prayer, Struggle, Home

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• Don't worry about wearing the sign; be the sign. You don't have to wear a sandwich board saying, "I am religious and spiritual and know what you should do." You do have to be the best of the mystical presence that your tradition brings. Certainly in Christianity, that means that you begin to go through life putting on the mind of Jesus, trying to see the world as Jesus saw the world.

  Joan D. Chittister

  Spiritual, Religious, Jesus

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• You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever, and get home, and then still manage to sandwich in an eight-hour vote? Well, Republicans, I guess, can do that, because a lot of them have never made an honest living in their lives.

  Howard Dean

  Children, Home, Kids

  "Hardball" with Chris Matthews, www.nbcnews.com. June 6, 2005.

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• You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open TWO jars! I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars... cltaning, who KNOWS how many knives!?

  Brian Regan

  Knives, Two, Jars

  "Brian Regan Live". Album by Brian Regan, 1997.

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• The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.

  Calvin Trillin

  Colonialism, Argument

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• I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

  Danny DeVito

  Funny, Sight, Towers

  "Danny DeVito: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. December 20, 2010.

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• In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball.

  George Vecsey

  Baseball, August, Radio

  George Vecsey (2008). “Baseball: A History of America's Favorite Game”, p.95, Modern Library

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• My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.

  Hubert H. Humphrey

  Food, Cooking, Mayonnaise

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• I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.

  Dara O Briain

  Funny, Orange Juice, Glasses

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