I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there.
I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.
Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.
I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl
Without peanut butter, I might starve.
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.
The trouble with remakes is that people fall in love with the original. It's like peanut butter. If you try to change the taste of peanut butter, you're in trouble.
Peanut butter is pâté for children.
If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.
I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter
I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.
You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.
It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together.
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme!
I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.
Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.
When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
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