Jack Black Quotes

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• The greatest gift in life is the ability to think great thoughts and have the strength to take action so that those thoughts become reality in this wonderful and abundant world.

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  Reality, Thinking, World

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• You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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  Funny, Eyebrows, Underestimate

  FaceBook post by Jack Black from Apr 25, 2014

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• You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcore

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  Hardcore

  FaceBook post by Jack Black from Jul 12, 2014

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• I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.

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  Spiritual, Atheist, Real

  "Jack Black: On Music, Mayhem And Murder". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, listen.sdpb.org. April 23, 2012.

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• I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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  Mean, Peanut Butter, Jelly

  FaceBook post by Jack Black from Aug 23, 2016

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• I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

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  Stupid, Carpe Diem, People

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• Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

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  Song, Tickets, Remember

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• I serve society by rocking!

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  "Fictional character: Dewey Finn". "School of Rock", www.slate.com. February 27, 2004.

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• I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

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  Kings, Kids, Fool

  FaceBook post by Jack Black from Aug 18, 2013

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• I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

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  People, Shapes, Wow

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• It's all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence.

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  Voice, Helping, Profession

  Interview with Rob Carnevale, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• Habit is the strongest thing in life.

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  Things In Life, Habit, Strongest

  Jack Black (2013). “You Can't Win”, p.295, Simon and Schuster

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• The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't want my son to hear the rock. I'm going to listen to it only in my private chambers. He'll hear echoes of it and say: "What was that you were listening to papa?" And I'll say: "Nothing son, you're not ready."

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  Kids, Son, Echoes

  "Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny - Jack Black/Kyle Gass Interview". Interview with Rob Carnevale, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• There were times when I thought I got a bit more punishment than was coming to me, but I don't regret a minute of it now. Each of us must be tempered in some fire. Nobody had more to do with choosing the fire that tempered me than myself, and instead of finding fault with the fire I give thanks that I had the metal to take the temper and hold it.

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  Regret, Fire, Punishment

  Jack Black (2013). “You Can't Win”, p.216, Simon and Schuster

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• I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. Actually that sounds a lot like Kyle Gass (his bandmate).

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  Stars, War, Party

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• We're not just twice as powerful when we're together, but ten times as powerful.

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  Powerful, Together, Ten

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• There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.

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  Rocks, Meals, Hungry

  FaceBook post by Jack Black from Jul 30, 2013

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• The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

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  Sexy, Real, Challenges

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• Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.

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  Religious, Jesus, Thinking

  Interview with Daniel Handler, www.believermag.com.

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• When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.

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  Kids, Men, Guy

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Weddings mainly are for drinkers.

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  Drinkers

  Interview with Daniel Handler, www.believermag.com.

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• We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.

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  Dark, Careers, Age

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• If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.

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  Band, Made, Runners

  FaceBook post by Jack Black from Aug 24, 2013

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• A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God.

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  Death, Short Life, Long

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• I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

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  Piano, Rocks, Years

  FaceBook post by Jack Black from Jan 04, 2014

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