Peanut Butter Quotes - Page 2

• I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.

  Brian Regan

  Two, Sandwiches, Jars

  "Comedy Central Presents (TV Series) Brian Regan". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2000.

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• While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with a high fiber and protein meal, such as whole-grain toast with peanut butter.

  Christie Rampone

  Snacks, Nuts, Cereal

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• There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

  Billy Joel

  Witty, Sex, Jelly

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.

  Dianne Wiest

  Love Is, Chocolate, Sandwiches

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• I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

  Kevin James

  Shoes, Two, Want

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

  Mario Diaz-Balart

  Jelly, Sandwiches, Peanuts

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• I love KIND bars. My favorites are coconut and almond and the dark chocolate and sea salt because staying fueled helps keep me from getting sick or injured. Bananas have also made a great comeback in my life. My kids eat them all the time on the go, which has inspired my go-to pre-run morning meal of peanut butter and banana on toast.

  Summer Sanders

  Running, Morning, Kids

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• When I got the job on 'Lost,' I was a broke university student living in the crappiest part of town, with a duct-taped back window on a broken-down car. I existed on peanut butter and tea.

  Evangeline Lilly

  Jobs, University Students, Car

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• Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music.

  Norman Reedus

  Lunch, Chill, Peanuts

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• My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time.

  Julia Roberts

  Mom, Garden, Time And Love

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• My sweat smells like peanut-butter.

  Wendy Mass

  Sweat, Smell, Peanuts

  Wendy Mass (2008). “Jeremy Fink and the meaning of life”

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• I had a box of Ritz crackers, and on the back of the box, they had all these suggestions for what to put on top of the Ritz. Try it with cheese. Try it with peanut butter. Come on, man, they're crackers, that's why I got them. I like crackers! I didn't buy them because they're little edible plates!

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Men

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• I'm a total protein shake junkie nerd. I get creative every morning - you never know what you're gonna get in my shake... fruit? Peanut butter? Ice-cream?

  Christina Perri

  Morning, Ice Cream, Creative

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I often eat Skippys Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I dont shamefully sneak it in the dark of night when everyone is in bed. I just twist that cap off and go to town right out in the open.

  Willie Geist

  Dark, Night, Sneak In

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• Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world.

  Maggie Lawson

  Snacks, Cake, World

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I feel like there is this weird thing where celebrity involvement in political campaigns kind of goes together like peanut butter and chocolate. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad.

  Rashida Jones

  Political, Chocolate, Together

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• I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

  Grumpy Cat

  Awful, Peanuts

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• If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness.

  Barbara Johnson

  Kindness, Giving, Jelly

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• While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Once you let Jesus in your kitchen, he just keeps on making peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and he never leaves.

  Cathleen Falsani

  Jesus, Kitchen, Sandwiches

  Cathleen Falsani (2008). “Sin Boldly: A Field Guide for Grace”, p.22, Zondervan

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• There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

  Charles M. Schulz

  Unrequited Love, Reality, Sandwiches

  "Fictional character: Charlie Brown". "You're in Love, Charlie Brown", www.imdb.com. 1967.

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• Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself!

  Marsha Jordan

  Love, Friendship, Generosity

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• What we need to do is stop global warming; that's the only way to stop your peanut butter cups from melting... And if that doesn't do the trick, then put them in the fridge... Or better yet, eat them.

  Rush Limbaugh

  Needs, Melting, Way

  "Rush Baby on Reese’s Melting Ad". "The Rush Limbaugh Show", www.rushlimbaugh.com. August 4, 2008.

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• God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything.

  Mark Lowry

  Years, Grace, Peanuts

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• Yes,' he said sincerely. 'Such a one deserves peanut butter on the seat of his pants.

  Patricia Briggs

  Pants, Peanuts, Said

  Patricia Briggs (2013). “Frost Burned”, p.76, Penguin

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• I think that the FDA has not been able to catch some of these things as quickly as I expect them to catch and so we’re going to be doing a complete review of FDA operations. At bare minimum, we should be able to count on our government keeping our kids safe when they eat peanut butter. That’s what Sasha eats for lunch. Probably three times a week...

  Barack Obama

  Kids, Thinking, Lunch

  "Interview with President Barack Obama". "NBC Today Show" with Matt Lauer, archives.nbclearn.com. February 2, 2009.

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