I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.
The best things in life are . . . Annoying.
Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.
It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.
I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.
[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.
I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.
Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.
I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.
I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.
I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.
I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.
I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.
I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.
I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."
I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.
I had peanut butter once. It was awful.
Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.
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