I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.
Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.
If the Devil's in yer pants make cheese with him.
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin wit no makeup on. That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong.
I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants.
I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them.
I never go sexy. I'm more into a well-made pair of pants and a good shoe.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.
I might play in shorts, but I wear the pants.
I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
I mean, even in these snow pants,check out my ass.
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.
If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.
Up with skirts, down with pants!'
You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants.
Where are your pants, son?
I may have a feather duster down my pants.
You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the circumstances.
I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!'
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