Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.
I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.
I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.
I never go sexy. I'm more into a well-made pair of pants and a good shoe.
I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done.
Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants.
Where are your pants, son?
Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on. -Annik Marchand
I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!'
You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the circumstances.
I can never tell what I'm gonna wear. I kind of just put on whatever feels right. Sometimes that's Converse and a T-shirt, sometimes it's Givenchy heels and leather pants.
Maybe the truth is, there's a little bit of loser in all of us. Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things.
I may have a feather duster down my pants.
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.
The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.
An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants.
When I was fourteen and first started going out, I always wanted to be the opposite of everyone else. So I would go to the club in a polo T-shirt and pants and sneakers and a hat on backward, just so I would not be dressed like other girls.
An embellished top with slim pants is great, even for a wedding.
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.
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