I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.
Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way.
I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.
I never go sexy. I'm more into a well-made pair of pants and a good shoe.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants.
Where are your pants, son?
I hope we don't see no paparazzi today. Because I'm still getting acquainted with these jogging pants I threw on. Like, 'That's not my statement!'
You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the circumstances.
Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her pants on. -Annik Marchand
Maybe the truth is, there's a little bit of loser in all of us. Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things.
I may have a feather duster down my pants.
I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much.
The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.
Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done.
An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants.
I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.
When I was fourteen and first started going out, I always wanted to be the opposite of everyone else. So I would go to the club in a polo T-shirt and pants and sneakers and a hat on backward, just so I would not be dressed like other girls.
I can never tell what I'm gonna wear. I kind of just put on whatever feels right. Sometimes that's Converse and a T-shirt, sometimes it's Givenchy heels and leather pants.
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