Ass Quotes

• My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.

  Francis Picabia

  Gossip, Behind My Back, Contemplating

  "Francis Picabia, Trouble Maker" by Peter Schjeldahl, www.newyorker.com. November 28, 2016.

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• If someone tells you you're not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass.

  Miley Cyrus

  Funny, Beautiful, Hater

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• I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.

  Shirley MacLaine

  Dance, Nice, Feminism

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• If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.

  Bruce Lee

  Insult, Ifs

  Bruce Lee (2015). “Bruce Lee Striking Thoughts: Bruce Lee's Wisdom for Daily Living”, p.88, Tuttle Publishing

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• If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!

  Kurt Cobain

  Rocks, Rock And Roll, Jail

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• If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

  Eminem

  Kissing, Wish, World

  Song: If i had

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• Sometimes I'm an ass, sometimes I'm sweet as peaches.

  Milo Ventimiglia

  Sweet, Peaches, Sometimes

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  When my time on earth is done and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass.

  Bobby Knight

  Inspirational, Basketball, Sports

  "Knight moves to Texas" by Kevin Asseo, news.bbc.co.uk. March 22, 2001.

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• I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.

  Heinrich Heine

  Literature, Public Speaking, Mets

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• The ass bears the load, but not the overload.

  Miguel de Cervantes

  Excess, Bears, Overload

  Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (1872). “Sancho Panza's Proverbs: And Others which Occur in Don Quixote”, p.4

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• You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

  Frank Sinatra

  Music, Baby, Pain

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• First there was Greek civilization. Then there was the Renaissance. Now we’re entering the Age of the Ass.

  Jean-Luc Godard

  Civilization, Greek, Age

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• While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass.

  Lyndon B. Johnson

  Saving, Faces, Losing

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• Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.

  William Shakespeare

  Halloween

  William Shakespeare (1833). “The plays and poems of William Shakspeare”, p.138

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• People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass.

  Yancy Butler

  People, Kicking, Kind

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• Your imperfections make you beautiful, they make you who you are.

  Demi Lovato

  Beautiful, Bad Ass, Imperfection

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• Love is more powerful than kicking ass.

  Jet Li

  Short Love, Powerful, Love Is

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• Most chick-singers say "If you hurt me, I'll die"... I say, if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.

  Pat Benatar

  Hurt, Singers, Chicks

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Women have been kicking ass for centuries.

  Yancy Butler

  Kicking, Century, Has Beens

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• Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.

  George Washington Carver

  Inspirational, Motivational, Badass

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• Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?

  G. Gordon Liddy

  Horse, Animal

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• When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole

  John Lydon

  Funny, Attitude, Talking

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• If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.

  Thomas Fuller

  Travel, Horse, Home

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• Boot Camp was great and very interesting. You got to use live rounds of ammunition and got to do a lot of crawling around with live rounds flying around you, so you really had to learn to keep your ass down - everything down for that matter.

  Mel Gibson

  Interesting, Flying, Use

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• I learnt very early in life that whenever there is a choice between peace of mind and piece of ass, go for the former.

  Shahrukh Khan

  Choices, Mind, Pieces

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