My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back.
If someone tells you you're not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they can have a great view of your fabulous ass.
I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.
If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you.
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail!
If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.
Sometimes I'm an ass, sometimes I'm sweet as peaches.
When my time on earth is done and my activities here are past, I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass.
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.
The ass bears the load, but not the overload.
You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
First there was Greek civilization. Then there was the Renaissance. Now we’re entering the Age of the Ass.
While you're saving your face, you're losing your ass.
Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.
People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass.
Your imperfections make you beautiful, they make you who you are.
Love is more powerful than kicking ass.
Most chick-singers say "If you hurt me, I'll die"... I say, if you hurt me, I'll kick your ass.
Women have been kicking ass for centuries.
Ninety-nine percent of the failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole
If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.
Boot Camp was great and very interesting. You got to use live rounds of ammunition and got to do a lot of crawling around with live rounds flying around you, so you really had to learn to keep your ass down - everything down for that matter.
I learnt very early in life that whenever there is a choice between peace of mind and piece of ass, go for the former.
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