Dumb Ass Quotes

• I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.

  Orrin Hatch

  Stupid, Dumb, Ass

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• There's no 'dumb-ass' vaccine.

  Jimmy Buffett

  Education, Vaccines, Dumb

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• There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.

  Denis Leary

  Mother, Jobs, Dad

  Denis Leary (2008). “Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid”, p.98, Penguin

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• Whether it’s food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to is probably something like cavatelli and red sauce. She’s not screaming for attention because she knows she’s good enough even if your dumb ass hasn’t figured it out yet.

  Eddie Huang

  Home, Hair, Dumb

  "Tiger Moms and Fly Girls: How Do Women Fare on ‘Fresh Off the Boat’?" by Sara Stewart, www.indiewire.com. February 5, 2015.

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• We probably in hell already, our dumb asses not knowing.

  Tupac Shakur

  Reality, Knowing, Dumb

  Song: Blasphemy, Album: Makaveli - The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory

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• I probably wasted a couple of thousand dollars on some dumb-ass clothes.

  Big Sean

  Couple, Clothes, Dumb

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• If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumb-ass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is that the rich stopped paying taxes, you're a Republican.

  Bill Maher

  Dumb, Looks, Paying Taxes

  "Coulter Exposes Maher As An Environmental Hypocrite". "Real Time with Bill Maher", www.newsbusters.org. July 9, 2011.

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• I'm a dumb-ass, and I poisoned myself for years. Now I understand things better.

  Johnny Depp

  Years, Alcohol, Drug

  "Johnny Depp Sings" by Gavin Edwards, www.rollingstone.com. January 24, 2008.

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• We probaly in hell already, our dumb asses not knowin, everybody kissin ass to go to heaven aint goin.

  Tupac Shakur

  Heaven, Dumb, Hell

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