Bill Hicks Quotes

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• This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions. A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.

  Bill Hicks

  Lying, Heart, Reality

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• Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Dream, Witty

  "Sane Man". Documentary, Comedy, 1989.

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• If you want to understand a society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.

  Bill Hicks

  Friday, Monday, Stupid

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• If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.

  Bill Hicks

  One Day, Tomorrow, Behinds

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  No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.

  Bill Hicks

  Giving, Answers, Mystery

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• I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is
  mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering
  what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you
  a hint... it has to do with creating and sharing.

  Bill Hicks

  Believe, Order, Creating

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• A lotta Christians wear crosses 'round their necks; do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?

  Bill Hicks

  Christian, Jesus, Thinking

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• I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

  Bill Hicks

  People, Misanthropic, Theory

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• It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?

  Bill Hicks

  Thinking, Trying, Okay

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• I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.

  Bill Hicks

  Land, Ideas, America

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• The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people.

  Bill Hicks

  Life, Fun, Powerful

  "Revelations". 1993.

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• Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

  Bill Hicks

  Organization

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• Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

  Bill Hicks

  Tattoo, Revolutionary Ideas, Worry

  "Bill Hicks: Revelations". Documentary, Comedy, 1993.

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• Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

  Bill Hicks

  Fear, Eye, Gun

  "Bill Hicks: Revelations". Documentary, Comedy, 1993.

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• And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, "This is my creation, perfect in every way... oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it... Now I have to create Republicans."

  Bill Hicks

  Thinking, Perfect, Want

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• I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

  Bill Hicks

  Believe, Revolutionary Ideas, Humanity

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• It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

  Bill Hicks

  Party, America, Political

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• It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

  Bill Hicks

  War, Drug, Personal Freedom

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• You know all the money we spend on nuclear weapons and defence every year? Trillions of dollars? Correct? Trillions. Instead, if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world,which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, not one, we could, as one race, explore outer space together in peace forever

  Bill Hicks

  Years, Space, Race

  "Love All the People". New Edition,

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• Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Jobs, Children

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• I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Humor, Revolutionary Ideas

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• Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Sorry, Humor

  Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.61, Hachette UK

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• I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country... How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?

  Bill Hicks

  Country, Law, Mushrooms

  "Shock and Awe". Live album by Bill Hicks, recorded in November 11, 1992 at The Oxford Playhouse, 2003.

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• I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.

  Bill Hicks

  Believe, Self, World

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• How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? ...Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?

  Bill Hicks

  Jobs, People, Vote

  "Shock and Awe". Comedy album by Bill Hicks, 2003.

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