It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks real good to me right about now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy.
Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!'
The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress.
It's an insane world, and I'm proud to be a part of it.
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.
What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's gonna fuck up the economy! The economy that's fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government's cracking down... on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.
I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.
I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind's sole purpose on this planet.
Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America... you are free to do as we tell you... you are free to do as we tell you.
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor - even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy hero - that lone voice in the wilderness, fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, and standing for freedom, truth and justice. And in my heart of hearts I still track the remnants of that dream wherever I go, in my endless ride into the setting sun.
Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.
I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.
That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
What does an atheist scream when they come?
To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.
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