Waffles Quotes

• We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.

  Amy Poehler

  Inspirational, Funny, Parks And Recreation

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• I've waffled before. I'll waffle again.

  Howard Dean

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• You shоuld eat а waffle! Yоu саn't bе sad іf уоu eat а waffle!

  Lauren Myracle

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• A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Witty, Laughter

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• You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

  Lauren Myracle

  Funny, Sadness, Should

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• A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.

  John Green

  Thinking, Like Love, Profound

  John Green, Lauren Myracle, Maureen Johnson (2009). “Let It Snow: Three Holiday Stories”, p.95, Penguin

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• Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker.

  Paula Deen

  Life Is Too Short, Wonder, Makers

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• Waffles аrе јust awesome bread.

  John Green

  Ust, Bread

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• He gave her a look that you could have poured on a waffle.

  Ring Lardner, Jr.

  Best Love, Looks

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• Sounded like a load of waffle to me." "There was some important stuff hidden in the waffle.

  J. K. Rowling

  Important, Stuff, Load

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• I love the smell of Waffle House; it's the smell of freedom, being on the open road and knowing that ninety percent of the people eating around you are also on that road. Truck driver's, road-trippers, hangovers--those who don't live that monotonous life of society slavery.

  J.A. Redmerski

  Hangover, Monotonous Life, Smell

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• Why can't I just eat my waffle?

  Barack Obama

  Powerful, Crazy

  "Why can’t I just eat my waffle?" by Caren Bohan, blogs.reuters.com. April 22, 2008.

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• Way, way back in the day, like in the 1990s, if you wanted to tell everyone you ate waffles for breakfast, you couldn’t just go on the Internet and tweet it out. There was only one way to do it. You had to go outside and scream at the top of your lungs, 'I ate waffles for breakfast!' That’s why so many people ended up in institutions. They seemed crazy, but when you think about it, they were just ahead of their time.

  Ellen DeGeneres

  Crazy, Thinking, People

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• I put fruit on top of my waffles, because I want something to brush off.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Want Something

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• If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

  Zach Galifianakis

  Mean, Pilates, Freak

  "Saturday Night Live", March 06, 2010.

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• Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps

  Mitch Hedberg

  Food, Syrup, Pancakes

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• Waffles are just awesome bread.

  John Green

  Bread

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• I knоw you're Belgian, that's whеrе thоsе waffles соmе frоm

  Alan Sugar

  Belgians

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• Even for the most excitable preacher, there was nothing inherently sinful about a waffle.

  Simon Schama

  Preacher

  Simon Schama (1988). “The Embarrassment of Riches: An Interpretation of Dutch Culture in the Golden Age”, p.189, Univ of California Press

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• Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.

  Donald Glover

  Ego, Left

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• Poetry is a mystic, sensuous mathematics of fire, smoke-stacks, waffles, pansies, people, and purple sunsets.

  Carl Sandburg

  Sunset, Fire, Purple

  Carl Sandburg (2003). “The Complete Poems of Carl Sandburg”, p.319, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• Waffles. Im craving waffles." Bex rolled onto her side. "Tell your waffles hi for me.

  Ally Carter

  Sides, Craving

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• I know you're Belgian, that's where those waffles come from.

  Alan Sugar

  Belgians, Knows

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• if you make waffles, throw out the first one.

  George Lopez

  Funny, Humor, Firsts

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• Aside from a couple of signature flourishes, there's nothing to mark Paycheck as the product of acclaimed action director John Woo. In fact, there's little about this movie that makes it worth anyone's time and money. With a script that waffles between being hilariously absurd and insultingly stupid, and action scenes that won't cause anyone's pulse to skip a beat, Paycheck is less appealing than a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking.

  James Berardinelli

  Couple, Stupid, Signatures

  "Paycheck (2003)". A movie review at www.reelviews.net, 2003.

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