A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.
I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine.
Lesson for the day, kids: hangovers are real, and they are the opposite of fun.
I've always taken my hangovers as consequence, not as a punishment.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.
People who think a tax boost will cure inflation are the same ones who believe another drink will cure a hangover.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)."
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything.
The plan was to drink until the pain is over, But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
I guess that's why they call it Hell.
Parents create guilt. That is the greatest sin against humanity. To create guilt in a child is criminal because once the guilt is created, the child will never be free of it. Unless he is very intelligent it will be impossible for him to get rid of it; something of it will remain around him like a hangover.
Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.
You are literally too stupid to insult.
I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.
Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
Grease is the only cure for a hangover.
You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women.
I feel sorry for the '90s, because it was never able to be anything much more than the hangover to the party that was the '80s.
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
Dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.
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