Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
It's never too late-in fiction or in life-to revise.
I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar.
Man, the creature who knows he must die, who has dreams larger than his destiny, who is forever working a confidence trick on himself, needs an ally. Mine has been tobacco.
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.
Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast.
It is quite a three-pipe problem.
I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
Each of us should think of the future. Every puff on a cigarette is another tick closer to a time bomb of terrible consequences. Christopher Hitchens didn't care about the consequences of smoking cigarettes. Tragically, he died of throat cancer in December 2011.
If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.
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