Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.
I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar.
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
It's never too late-in fiction or in life-to revise.
They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.
I was always able to understand my friend who decided to quit smoking and who, through an effort of will, succeeded in doing so. One morning, he opened the newspaper, read that the first H- bomb had exploded, found out about the bomb's admirable effects and went straight to the tobacconist's.
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
It is easier to stay out than get out.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.
Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.
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