Smoking Quotes

• Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Zero, Humorous

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• Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

  Albert Einstein

  Believe, Judgement, Calm

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• My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.

  Winston Churchill

  Drinking, Beer, Funny Sarcastic

  Uttered during a lunch with the Arab leader, Ibn Saud

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  I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

  Johnny Carson

  Death, Sex, Drinking

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• Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss.

  Sigmund Freud

  Funny, Humorous, Kissing

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• I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Literature, Cigar

  "The Jumping Frog: And 18 Other Stories".

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• It's never too late-in fiction or in life-to revise.

  Nancy Thayer

  Inspirational, Change, Meaningful

  FaceBook post by Nancy Thayer from Feb 24, 2015

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• I'm more proud of quitting smoking than of anything else I've done in my life, including winning an Oscar.

  Christine Lahti

  Winning, Marijuana, Done

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Man, the creature who knows he must die, who has dreams larger than his destiny, who is forever working a confidence trick on himself, needs an ally. Mine has been tobacco.

  J. B. Priestley

  Dream, Destiny, Men

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• I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.

  Michelle Pfeiffer

  Hate, Cigarette Smoke, Two

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• There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.

  Kenneth H. Cooper

  Stress, Exercise, Alcohol

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• A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

  Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

  Funny, Humorous, Men

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• Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living.

  Moliere

  Passion, Men, Honest

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• Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast.

  Honore Daumier

  Men, Beast, Pipe

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• It is quite a three-pipe problem.

  Arthur Conan Doyle

  Three, Problem, Pipe

  "The Red-Headed League" (1891)

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• I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!

  Dave Beard

  Years, Breathing, Safe

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• Each of us should think of the future. Every puff on a cigarette is another tick closer to a time bomb of terrible consequences. Christopher Hitchens didn't care about the consequences of smoking cigarettes. Tragically, he died of throat cancer in December 2011.

  Ray Comfort

  Cancer, Thinking, Puff

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• If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

  Mark Twain

  Funny, Humorous, Heaven

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• Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

  Mark Twain

  Addiction, Done, Quitting

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  They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

  Bill Maher

  Funny, Mean, Marijuana

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• If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

  George Burns

  Taken, Doctors, Funeral

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• The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.

  Ralph Waldo Emerson

  Believe, Firsts, Illusion

  Ralph Waldo Emerson, David Mikics (2012). “The Annotated Emerson”, p.452, Harvard University Press

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• Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Anniversary, Sex

  "I give up" by Emily Wilson, www.theguardian.com. August 5, 2003.

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• To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Cigarette Smoke, I Can, Smoking Cigars

  Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.105, BookBaby

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