Cigarette Quotes

• Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Zero, Humorous

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• The cigarettes you light one after another won’t help you forget her.

  Frank Sinatra

  Light, Helping, Forget

  Song: Learnin' the Blues

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• Someone said to me once that a cigarette at the right moment is better than all the ideals in the world.

  Erich Maria Remarque

  World, Moments, Said

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• I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself

  Barbara Kelly

  Believe, Cigarette Smoke, Smoking

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• Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

  Mark Twain

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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  For me an object is something living. This cigarette or this box of matches contains a secret life much more intense than that of certain human beings.

  Joan Miro

  Secret, Intense, Boxes

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• A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Humor, Fire, Paper

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• Time takes a cigarette, puts it in your mouth.

  David Bowie

  Mouths

  Song: Rock 'N' Roll Suicide, 1972

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  At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I haven't had a cigarette since.

  Ethel Merman

  Giving Up, Thinking, Havens

  Ethel Merman, George Eells (1979). “Merman: an autobiography”, Berkley Pub Group

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• Cigarettes are not a part of human behaviour, they are a habit.

  Joe Eszterhas

  Behaviour, Habit, Humans

  "'I felt I had befouled myself'". Interview with Duncan Campbell, www.theguardian.com. January 30, 2004.

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• Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just out of cigarettes.

  Jeffrey McDaniel

  Found Love, Found, I Realized

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• Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses

  Jason Behr

  Coffee, Weakness

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• You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

  Oscar Wilde

  Cigarette Smoke, Perfect, Smoking

  'The Picture of Dorian Gray' (1891) ch. 6

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• Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!

  Gerard Way

  Drinking, Coffee, Smoking

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• If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live.

  Neale Donald Walsch

  Smoking, Littles, Quitting

  Neale Donald Walsch (2005). “The Complete Conversations with God: An Uncommon Dialogue”, p.178, Penguin

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• Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

  Tommy Chong

  Nicotine

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• My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated.

  Frederik Pohl

  Cheating, Firsts, Cheated

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• Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

  Mignon McLaughlin

  Sex, Sleep, Animal

  Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.10, BookBaby

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• I'm the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and cigarette and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. Oh, I've got it all sewn up. I can save you. If it takes the last drop of your blood, I'll drive your demons away. I'll kick them in the bollocks and spit on them when they're down and then I'll be gone back into darkness, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack. I walk my path alone... who would walk with me?

  Garth Ennis

  Blood, Leaving, Darkness

  "Dangerous Habits, Part 1: The Beginning of the End (Hellblazer, Issue 41)". Book by Garth Ennis, May 1991.

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• Your lungs are changed forever from your first cigarette.

  Loni Anderson

  Forever, Firsts, Changed

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  They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

  Bill Maher

  Funny, Mean, Marijuana

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• I am a cigarette with a body attached to it

  Raymond Carver

  Body

  Raymond Carver, Marshall Bruce Gentry, William L. Stull (1990). “Conversations with Raymond Carver”, p.10, Univ. Press of Mississippi

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• A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.

  Gro Harlem Brundtland

  Cigarette Smoke, Smoking, Used

  "Penalising Smokers to Help Us All Breathe Easy" by Rita Panahi, www.heraldsun.com.au. June 30, 2013.

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• Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

  Marilyn vos Savant

  Interesting, Funny Sarcastic, Alcohol

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  I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.

  Anthony Hopkins

  Workout, Lying, Glasses

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