I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.
Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.
A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.
There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers.
To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
I don't operate on smokers. I tell cigarette smokers that I can operate on you, I get paid the same. And you might even do well. But it's the wrong thing to do. So I refuse to operate on you until you stop smoking.
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