Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Do not trust any statistics you did not fake yourself.

Most problems have either many answers or no answer. Only a few problems have one answer.

There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

All models are wrong, but some are useful.

Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so.

Statistics may be defined as "a body of methods for making wise decisions in the face of uncertainty.

The essential feature of statistics is a prudent and systematic ignoring of details.

Be as happy as you want to be in a world gone mad. Be as safe as you want to be in a world that is afraid of everything. Be as healthy as you want to be in a world that is mostly sick. Don't let the statistics that someone else created affect you.

Statistics is the grammar of science.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Medical statistics are a little bit like a bikini: what they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Statistics always remind me of fellow who drowned in a river where the average depth was only three feet.

Statistics are the triumph of the quantitative method, and the quantitative method is the victory of sterility and death.

Getting information from the internet is like getting a glass of water from the Niagara Falls.

Luck is statistics taken personally.

Statisticians, like artists, have the bad habit of falling in love with their models.

Common sense is nothing more than a deposit of prejudices laid down by the mind before you reach eighteen.

It is easy to lie with statistics; it is easier to lie without them.

An unsophisticated forecaster uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts - for support rather than for illumination.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

To understand God's thoughts, one must study statistics, for these are the measure of His purpose.

Why speculate when you can calculate?

Statistics: the mathematical theory of ignorance.

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