You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else.
Compare what you want with what you have, and you'll be unhappy; compare what you deserve with what you have, and you'll be happy.
All things come to him who waits, but they are mostly leftovers from those who didn't wait.
If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal.
Conscience gets a lot of credit that really belongs to cowardice.
If it required some effort to go from today to tomorrow, some people would always remain in yesterday.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.
An expert is someone who takes something you already know and makes it sound confusing.
The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
About the only time Congress conforms to the will of the people is when it decides to adjourn.
Adam and Eve were the first of all unions to defy management.
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
The car was invented as a convenient place to sit out traffic jams
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.
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