If you want to be different nowadays, just act normal.
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.
Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else.
There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece.
We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.
Washington is the place where nobody believes a rumor until it has been officially denied.
The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
There's only one thing worse than to live without working, and that is to work without living.
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
The trouble with dieting is that a pound of will power takes off only an ounce of weight.
Adam and Eve were the first of all unions to defy management.
The reason why men who mind their own business succeed is that they have so little competition.
Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it.
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
If it required some effort to go from today to tomorrow, some people would always remain in yesterday.
If you can't bear to have your face stepped on, don't try to climb the ladder of success.
Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.
The computer saves man a lot of guesswork, but so does the bikini.
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