Evan Esar Quotes - Page 9

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• Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Book

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• Some men are so eager for success that they are even willing to work for it.

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  Work, Men, Willing

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• Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.

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  Cards, Credit, Pants

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• Life is a battle of wits, and many people have to fight it unarmed.

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  Fighting, People, Battle

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• The only way to cure an egotist from bragging is by surgery--amputation at the neck.

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  Amputation, Way, Necks

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• A lecturer often makes you feel dumb at one end and numb at the other.

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  Teaching, Dumb, Numb

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• A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.

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  Husband, May, Never Forget

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• There is nothing more dignified than a corpse.

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  Dignity, Corpses

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• Lecturers should remember that the capacity of the mind to absorb is limited to what the seat can endure.

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  Teaching, Mind, Intellectual

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