Evan Esar Quotes - Page 9

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• Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.

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  Divorce, Keys, Wedlock

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• Many an actor does the stage more ham than good.

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  Doe, Actors, Ham

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• Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family.

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  Men, Car, Care

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• Man is the control experiment of heredity and environment; and since his heredity controls him, he tries to control his environment.

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  Men, Trying, Heredity

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• After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride.

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  Father, Giving, Brides

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• Every bride and groom would do well to remember that in wedding, the we comes before the I.

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  Remember, Bride And Groom, Brides

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• Some people blow their top, but all people blow their bottom.

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  Blow, People, Bottom

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• A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

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  Men, Homosexual, Ifs

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• Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.

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  Fall, Winter, Climate

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