Evan Esar Quotes About Children

Quotes about: Children

• Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

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  Family, Mother, Children

• The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

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  Funny, Hilarious, Children

• A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.

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  Education, Mother, Teacher

• Adolescence begins when children stop asking questions-because they know all the answers.

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  Funny, Children, Asking Questions

• Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are growing up, and from your children when you are growing old.

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  Children, Growing Up, Latin

• Children grow out of childhood, but parents never grow out of parenthood.

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  Children, Childhood, Parent

  Evan Esar (1978). “The Comic Encyclopedia: A Library of the Literature and History of Humor Containing Thousands of Gags, Sayings, and Stories”, Doubleday Books

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