Joey Adams Quotes

• Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

  Joey Adams

  Funny, Life, Birthday

  Joey Adams (1981). “Strictly for laughs”, A & W Publishers, Inc.

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• If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

  Joey Adams

  Fitness, Exercise, Bad Ass

  Joey Adams (1981). “Strictly for laughs”, A & W Publishers, Inc.

  25 Copy quote

• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

  Joey Adams

  Funny, Kissing, Dating

  24 Copy quote

• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

  Joey Adams

  Funny, Marriage, Witty

  Joey Adams (1957). “Cindy and I: The Real Life Adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Joey Adams”

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• A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

  Joey Adams

  Love, Marriage, Clever

  12 Copy quote

• The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.

  Joey Adams

  Horse, Winning, Differences

  Joey Adams (1968). “Encyclopedia of Humor”

  7 Copy quote

• Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

  Joey Adams

  Success, Congratulations, Oil

  9 Copy quote

• Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.

  Joey Adams

  Children, Parent, Advice

  Joey Adams (1981). “Strictly for laughs”, A & W Publishers, Inc.

  7 Copy quote

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