Jackie Vernon Quotes

• The meek shall inherit the earth. They won't have the nerve to refuse it.

  Jackie Vernon

  Sassy, Nerves, Earth

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• When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.

  Jackie Vernon

  Father, Trying, Three

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• It was a small town: Ferguson, Ohio. When you entered there was a big sign and it said, "Welcome to Ferguson. Beware of the Dog." The all-night drugstore closed at noon.

  Jackie Vernon

  Funny, Dog, Night

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