Benny Hill Quotes

• Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

  Benny Hill

  Hilarious, Sarcastic, People

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• Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

  Benny Hill

  Leadership, Sports, Play

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• Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

  Benny Hill

  Funny, Good Life, Military

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

  Benny Hill

  Girl, Women, Naked

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

  Benny Hill

  Everyday, One Day, Lasts

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• Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

  Benny Hill

  Drinking, Reason, Mets

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• Do unto others, then run

  Benny Hill

  Running, Sassy, Comedy

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• Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

  Benny Hill

  Funny, Girl, Hilarious

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

  Benny Hill

  Miserable, Very Happy, One Woman

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• Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

  Benny Hill

  Hot, Pants, Breathe

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Roses are reddish
  Violets are bluish
  If it weren't for Christmas
  We'd all be Jewish.

  Benny Hill

  Christmas, Reality, Rose

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• Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

  Benny Hill

  Birth Control, Favour, Abstinence

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• That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

  Benny Hill

  Sincere, Insincerity, Shows

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.

  Benny Hill

  Sex, Grateful, Hell

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• The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

  Benny Hill

  Funny, Airplane, Cutting

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.

  Benny Hill

  Cigarette Smoke, Smoking, One Day

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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