Stan Laurel Quotes

• If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

  Stan Laurel

  Funny, Funeral, Cry

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

  Stan Laurel

  Dream, Awake, I Had A Dream

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• You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.

  Stan Laurel

  Horse, Teach A Man To Fish, Water

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• Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

  Stan Laurel

  Wit, Exaggeration

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• If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

  Stan Laurel

  Noses, Faces, Mines

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• I feel like dying when I'm helpless

  Stan Laurel

  Dying, Feel Like Dying, Feels

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