Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.
I can't think of a more wonderful thanksgiving for the life I've had than that everyone should be jolly at my funeral.
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
The song is ended, but the melody lingers on.
When words are most empty, tears are most apt.
People will never forget how you made them feel.
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.
And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
There is no such thing as the pursuit of happiness, but there is the discovery of joy.
Everything that has a beginning has an ending. Make your peace with that and all will be well.
Time is passing. Yet, for the United States of America, there will be no forgetting September the 11th. We will remember every rescuer who died in honor. We will remember every family that lives in grief. We will remember the fire and ash, the last phone calls, the funerals of the children.
I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral.
When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral!
Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.
To the solemn graves, near a lonely cemetery, my heart like a muffled drum is beating funeral marches.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
I have always loved the process of making the music, reading the letters from the fans who get married to my music, have children to my music and play my music at their funerals.
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