Don't like to do anything half-heartedly, even if it is a wicked and self-destructive avocation like smoking cigars
A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.
Smoking Cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!
I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker.... but I will never consider myself a nonsmoker because I always find smokers the most interesting people at the table.
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.
But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
I promised myself that if ever I had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and dinner. This is the only resolution of my youth that I have kept, and the only realized ambition which has not brought disillusion.
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one pleases without the subconscious fear of a maid who is waiting like a sentinel to place an ashtray where the ashes are going to fall.
After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
Taking in and blowing out smoke? And now you see girls smoking cigars. It got to be such a fad. Girls on the covers of magazines, smoking cigars. Give me a break. I didn't want to be a part of that. I don't like 'popular.'
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
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