Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.
I don't inhale because it gives you cancer, but I look so incredibly handsome with a cigarette that I can't not hold one.
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