Woody Allen Quotes About Cars

Quotes about: Cars

• I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Running, Humor

• Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

  Woody Allen

  Christian, Witty, Humorous

• There are drawbacks in being famous too, but you can live with those. They're not life-threatening. If the paparazzi are outside your restaurant or your house - and actors make such a big thing of it and scurry into cars and drape things - you think they're going to be crucified or something. It's not a big deal. You can get used to that. It's not so terrible.

  Woody Allen

  Thinking, Car, House

  "Woody Allen Interview To Rome With Love". Press conference with Woody Allen, www.moviesonline.ca. June, 2012.

• My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

  Woody Allen

  Men, Car, Funeral

• All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.

  Woody Allen

  Eye, Car, Driving

• When a man is driving in a car and looks out the window and notices a woman with a great body, as he strains to check her face out, how does she know to keep turning so the back of her head is always toward him?

  Woody Allen

  Men, Car, Doe

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