Woody Allen Quotes About God

Quotes about: God

• God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

  Woody Allen

  God, Witty, Humorous

• How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

  Woody Allen

  Funny, God, Witty

• If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.

  Woody Allen

  God, Stupidity, Ankles

• Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, God

• If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, God, Religious

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."

  Woody Allen

  Funny, God, Jobs

  Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

• Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalogue.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, God, Humorous

  Woody Allen (2007). “Mere Anarchy”, Random House Incorporated

• I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

  Woody Allen

  God, Stupidity, Negative

• Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

  Woody Allen

  God, Jobs, Class

• My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?

  Woody Allen

  God, Done, Lord

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