Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.
You mellow too much you ripen and rot.
The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.
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