Woody Allen Quotes About Religion

Quotes about: Religion

• I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

  Woody Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Death

  Quoted in Eric Lax, Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975)

• I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Death, Believe

• Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

  Woody Allen

  Witty, Humorous, Catholic

• To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

  Woody Allen

  Loyalty, Atheist, Religion

  "Fictional character: Sandy Bates". "Stardust Memories", www.imdb.com. 1980.

• I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

  Woody Allen

  Girl, Witty, Religious

• Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.

  Woody Allen

  Christian, Witty, Humorous

• Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

  Woody Allen

  Believe, Names, Religion

• Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

  Woody Allen

  Funny, Sex, Humor

  "Sleeper", 1973.

• If I could only see one miracle, just one miracle. Like a burning bush, or the seas part, or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.

  Woody Allen

  Uncles, Sea, Miracle

• I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.

  Woody Allen

  Religious, Envy, Religion

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