Smoking Quotes - Page 3

• Every citizen who stops smoking, or loses a few pounds, or starts managing his chronic disease with real diligence, is caulking a crack for the benefit of us all.

  Mitch Daniels

  Real, Marijuana, Cracks

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• Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

  Steve Allen

  Funny, Dog, Pet

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• It's disgraceful that year after year, Congress has bowed to the tobacco lobby and refused to act.

  Edward Kennedy

  Years, Congress, Tobacco

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• Smoking is hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, and dangerous to the lungs.

  King James I

  Marijuana, Brain, Noses

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• Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if used as intended, kills the consumer.

  George Carlin

  Funny, Humorous, People

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• For thy sake, tobacco, I would do anything but die.

  Charles Lamb

  Sake, Tobacco, Dies

  'A Farewell to Tobacco' l. 122

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• It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

  Fletcher Knebel

  Science, Marijuana, Doubt

  Reader's Digest December 1961

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• If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction. There exists, therefore, outside alkaloids and habit, a sense for opium, an intangible habit which lives on, despite the recasting of the organism. The dead drug leaves a ghost behind. At certain hours it haunts the house.

  Jean Cocteau

  Addiction, House, Drug

  Jean Cocteau, Margaret Crosland (1972). “Cocteau's world: an anthology of writings”, Owen

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• I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

  George Burns

  Funny, Humor, Age

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• Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.

  Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

  Failure, Cigarette Smoke, Light

  "The Pure and the Impure". Book by Sidonie Gabrielle Colette, 1932.

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• My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.

  Katherine Heigl

  Quitting, Habit, Used

  "Katherine Heigl's 18-Month-Old Daughter Already Using Curse Words?" by Hollie McKay, www.foxnews.com. May 28, 2010.

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• Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.

  Loni Anderson

  Hazards, Cigarette, Fetish

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• If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

  Douglas Adams

  Fire, Cigarette Smoke, Action

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• Exercise can't counteract the damage being done to your body while you continue to smoke. What exercise can do is help you kick the habit.

  Kenneth H. Cooper

  Exercise, Done, Body

  Kenneth H. Cooper (1986). “Running without fear: how to reduce the risk of heart attack and sudden death during aerobic exercise”, Bantam

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• What smells so? Has somebody been burning a Rag, or is there a Dead Mule in the Back yard? No, the Man is Smoking a Five-Cent Cigar.

  Eugene Field

  Men, Smell, Yards

  Eugene Field (1900). “The Tribune Primer”

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• Dr Parr...asked him, how he had acquired his power of smoking at such a rate? Lamb replied, 'I toiled after it, sir, as some men toil after virtue.'

  Charles Lamb

  Men, Toil, Drs

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• Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.

  Charles Stuart Calverley

  Knives, Mad, Wife

  Charles Stuart Calverley (1865). “Verses and Translations”, p.61

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• 'You ain't got any tobacco,' he said scornfully to Bunyip Bluegum. 'I can see that at a glance. You're one of the non smoking sort, all fur and feathers.'

  Norman Lindsay

  Fur, Said, Glances

  Norman Lindsay (2006). “The Magic Pudding”, p.52, Courier Corporation

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• I think it's wrong the way they criminalize herb. There are many more uses than just smoking. Beneficial to mankind.

  Ziggy Marley

  Marijuana, Thinking, Use

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might be.

  Richard Carleton

  Funny, Humorous, Thinking

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• The pipe marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins.

  Ben Jonson

  Men, Orangutans, Mark

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• Do you mind if I don't smoke?

  Groucho Marx

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

  "Fictional character: Captain Jeffrey Spaulding". "Animal Crackers", www.imdb.com. 1930.

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• The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly sure, fairly honorable form of suicide.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Suicide, Reason, Cigarette

  "Welcome to the Monkey House". Book by Kurt Vonnegut (Preface), 1968.

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• A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.

  Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

  Wise, Men, Thinking

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• Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

  Sigmund Freud

  Wisdom, Justice, Sometimes

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