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• What does an atheist scream when they come?

  Bill Hicks

  Atheist, Doe, Scream

  "Bill Hicks: Relentless". Documentary, Comedy, 1992.

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• I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

  Bill Hicks

  Christian, Believe, People

  "Bill Hicks: Relentless", www.imdb.com. 1992.

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• When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Humor, Two

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.

  Bill Hicks

  America, People, Weapons

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• No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.

  Bill Hicks

  Jobs, Sorry, Kids

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• You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

  Bill Hicks

  Thinking, Doors, Watches

  "Bill Hicks: Revelations". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1993.

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• People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?

  Bill Hicks

  Self Esteem, War, Feel Better

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• ...love rather than fear...this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope...surely there is hope for us all.

  Bill Hicks

  Philosophy, Misanthrope, Radical

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• I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

  Bill Hicks

  Funny, Humor, Revolutionary Ideas

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• The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.

  Bill Hicks

  Waiting, Comedian, Roles

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• You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

  Bill Hicks

  Religious, Jesus, Thinking

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• What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.

  Bill Hicks

  Boys, Light, Sun

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• I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.

  Bill Hicks

  Dad, Believe, People

  "Filling Up the Hump". Audio bootleg, 1993.

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• Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?

  Bill Hicks

  Kings, Giving, Mind

  "Arizona Bay". Comedy album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

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• I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.

  Bill Hicks

  Collective Unconscious, Ego, Trying

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• They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer

  Bill Hicks

  Want, Docile, Apathetic

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• You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.

  Bill Hicks

  Hate, Thinking, Ideas

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• Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ...

  Bill Hicks

  Scary, World, Messages

  "Love All the People".

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• I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

  Bill Hicks

  Happiness, Laughter, Revolutionary Ideas

  Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.336, Hachette UK

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• I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

  Bill Hicks

  Hate, Lasts, World

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• They tell us "Rock'n'roll is the devil's music." Well, let's say we know that rock is the devil's music, and we know that it is, for sure ... At least he f-kin' jams! If it's a choice
  between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin' Block ... I'm gonna be surfin' on the lake of fire, rockin' out.

  Bill Hicks

  Block, Kids, Fire

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• We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

  Bill Hicks

  Creativity, Creative, Evolution

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• What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's gonna fuck up the economy! The economy that's fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government's cracking down... on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.

  Bill Hicks

  Government, Arms, Realizing

  "Love All the People".

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• The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

  Bill Hicks

  Revolutionary Ideas, Forgiving, Suffering

  "Rant in E-Minor". Comedy album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

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• How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!

  Bill Hicks

  Atheist, Religion, Atheism

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