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What does an atheist scream when they come?

Bill Hicks

Atheist, Doe, Scream

"Bill Hicks: Relentless". Documentary, Comedy, 1992.

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When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

Bill Hicks

Funny, Humor, Two

"Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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To me pornography is...spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.

Bill Hicks

America, People, Weapons

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No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.

Bill Hicks

Jobs, Sorry, Kids

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Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick--'You hate this country'....I have to tell him...I just hate being lied to.

Bill Hicks

Country, Dad, Hate

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You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

Bill Hicks

Thinking, Doors, Watches

"Bill Hicks: Revelations". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1993.

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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves? May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps... sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?

Bill Hicks

Self Esteem, War, Feel Better

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...love rather than fear...this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope...surely there is hope for us all.

Bill Hicks

Philosophy, Misanthrope, Radical

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I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

Bill Hicks

Funny, Humor, Revolutionary Ideas

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The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.

Bill Hicks

Waiting, Comedian, Roles

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You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

Bill Hicks

Religious, Jesus, Thinking

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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.

Bill Hicks

Boys, Light, Sun

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I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.

Bill Hicks

Dad, Believe, People

"Filling Up the Hump". Audio bootleg, 1993.

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Courtroom for Ted Bundy's trial is packed with women, trying to meet him and give him love letters and wedding-fucking-proposals...and the first thought that enters my mind is, "And I'm not getting laid." What am I doing wrong?

Bill Hicks

Kings, Giving, Mind

"Arizona Bay". Comedy album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

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They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer

Bill Hicks

Want, Docile, Apathetic

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I'm just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.

Bill Hicks

Collective Unconscious, Ego, Trying

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Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ...

Bill Hicks

Scary, World, Messages

"Love All the People".

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You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.

Bill Hicks

Hate, Thinking, Ideas

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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.

Bill Hicks

Happiness, Laughter, Revolutionary Ideas

Bill Hicks (2009). “Love All the People (New Edition)”, p.336, Hachette UK

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I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.

Bill Hicks

Hate, Lasts, World

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

Bill Hicks

Creativity, Creative, Evolution

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The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

Bill Hicks

Revolutionary Ideas, Forgiving, Suffering

"Rant in E-Minor". Comedy album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

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I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.

Bill Hicks

Humans, Knows, Human Beings

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How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!

Bill Hicks

Atheist, Religion, Atheism

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Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

Bill Hicks

Thinking, Two, Trying

"Porn misses out on its own xxx domain" by Jemima Kiss, www.theguardian.com. April 2, 2007.

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Born: December 16, 1961
Died: February 26, 1994
Occupation: Comedian
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