Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
Comedians are really writers who don't
have pens and pencils about them, but
Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.
I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white, male comedy writers that are out there. Why would I want to self-categorize myself into a smaller group than I’m able to compete in?
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners.
A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there's no such thing as a comedian who doesn't do impressions.
Whatever talent I had, I'm sure it helped that my parents were in the business and that I grew up around actors, comedians and directors.
Normally, I name my characters after famous comedians.
Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer and led people. Also, being a comedian, you're under pressure.
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
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