If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Love loves to love love.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Love is a misunderstanding between two fools.
Life tells you to take the elevator, but love tells you to take the stairs.
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
A kiss is a lovely trick to stop speech.
True friends stab you in the front.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
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