Larry David Quotes

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  Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

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  Order, Want, Sometimes

  "Hitching a Ride With Larry David". Interview with Paul Samuel Dolman, www.vulture.com. May 26, 2013.

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• A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied

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  Party, Compromise, Dissatisfied

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  Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

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  Girlfriend, Jobs, Giving

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• Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

  Larry David

  Enthusiasm, Curb, Best Things

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  You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

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  People, Sunglasses, Blind

  "Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm". www.imdb.com. 1999.

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• Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good.

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• A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

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  Appreciate, Persons

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  I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

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  Thieves, Want, Curb Your Enthusiasm

  "Fictional character: Larry David". TV Series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" ("Funkhouser's Crazy Sister"), (2000- ).

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• Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

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  Inspirational, Funny, Men

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.

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• When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

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  Art, Succeed, Concerned

  "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.

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• I'm trying to elevate small-talk to medium talk.

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  Trying, Talk To Me, Mediums

  "Fictional character: Larry David". TV Series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" ("The Hero"), (2000- ).

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• I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

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  Funny, Childhood, Tough

  "Larry David: More Enthusiasm, Curbed". "Morning Edition" with Steve Inskeep, www.npr.org. September 23, 2005.

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• I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.

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  Comfort, Half, Inches

  "Preeetty good. Larry's back and still misanthropic after all these years" by Vanessa Thorpe, www.theguardian.com. September 16, 2017.

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• Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

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  Fighting, People, Chocolate

  "Curb Your Enthusiasm". TV Series, www.imdb.com. (2000– ).

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• I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of, it's quite ridiculous isn't it. Think how people spend their lives, they have no idea. They go around as if this is a fact. It's so insane you know. If I really believed that stuff I'd keep it to myself. Lest somebody think I was out of my mind.

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  Fun, Father, Thinking

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• Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

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  Jobs, Blow, Thinking

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• Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

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  Men, Thinking, America

  "Curb Your Enthusiasm". TV Series, (2000-).

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• Hitler really ruined that mustache for everybody. It’s really an interesting mustache, but now, no one can wear it.

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  Interesting, Mustache, Ruined

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• Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

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  Men, Suffering, Trying

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Whenever something good happens to me, it's usually followed by something terrible.

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  Terrible, Happens

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• It's always good to take something that's happened in your life and make something of it comedically.

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  Happened

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• I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

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  Funny, Thinking, Bad Grades

  "Larry David: More Enthusiasm, Curbed". "Morning Edition" with Steve Inskeep, www.npr.org. September 23, 2005.

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• I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.

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  People, Tolerate

  "An Extremely Awkward Encounter with Larry David". Interview with Scott Raab, www.esquire.com. September 18, 2009.

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• I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

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  Jobs, Taxi, Cab

  "Angry Middle-Aged Man" by James Kaplan, www.newyorker.com. January 19, 2004.

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• Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.

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  Who I Am, People, Giving

  "When Ricky met Larry" by Giles Smith, www.telegraph.co.uk. December 11, 2005.

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