J. B. Smoove Quotes

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• Let me tell about Tennessee. If your car breaks down in Tennessee, you have just moved to Tennessee.

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  Car, Tennessee, Breaking Down

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• Pursuing your dreams involves you accepting where you want to go. Don't allow anybody else to talk you out of things or discourage you from doing whatever you want to do. You can hold on to your dream and never pursue it or you can start pursuing it. If you can see it, or if you can envision it... it can happen.

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  Dream, Want, Accepting

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• Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would perform in front of a mirror and never go to a club. We are giving this away. Some people are going through so much in their lives, they want to hear something else that's going on in the world and laugh.

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  Thinking, Mirrors, People

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• You can wait for things to happen for you or you can make things happen for you.

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  Waiting, Make Things Happen, Happens

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• I don't consider myself a stand-up comedian. I consider myself a performer; a comic as opposed to stand-up comedian. Stand-up comedians stand there and do their bits; I break every rule in creation. If there's a rule that can be broken in stand-up, I'll do it.

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  Broken, Comedian, Creation

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• You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?

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  Motivation, Trying, Pants

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• You can't let people take advantage of you. Go get that ass.

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  People, Ass, Advantage

  Interview with Charlie Parrish, uk.askmen.com.

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• Before I got into stand-up, I used to be a hip-hop dancer in a crew, and my name was J. Smoove, and my partner was J. Groove.

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  Names, Hip Hop, Dancer

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• Sometimes you got to put somebody in their place, let them know that you mean business and you're a grown ass man.

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  Mean, Men, Sometimes

  Interview with Charlie Parrish, uk.askmen.com.

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• All you wanna do in life is do what you do well. That's when you're happiest.

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  Life Is, Wells

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• To be a true comic, you have to have a signature move. You ever watch wrestling? And your favorite wrestler has the one move that he always does to finish his opponent off, right? Like when he climbs on the rope, and he always jumps off the top rope and finishes off his opponent - that's what a comic has.

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  Moving, Wrestling, Signatures

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• At the top of this list has to be "get in that ass". It's the ultimate Leonism to get you through life.

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  Lists, Ass, Ultimate

  Interview with Charlie Parrish, uk.askmen.com.

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• I have my website, The Ruckus, which is an Internet site, similar to the Funny or Die format, where people post funny videos. I get a chance to rate their videos; they get a chance to blog and kick it with me.

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  People, Funny Videos, Chance

  "J.B. Smoove Talks New Series ‘Bent,’ Plan To Become A Comedy Mogul" by Brennan Williams, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 19, 2012.

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• You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.

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  Fall, Pieces, Bread

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• Sad when you spend more time trying to stay alive than living.

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  Trying, Alive, More Time

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• You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?

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  House, Taste, Chickens

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• Father's Day just be Mother's Day the sequel.

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  Mother, Father, Mother's Day

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• Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

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  Phones, Tupperware, Stuff

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• When you're on stage performing stand-up, things only happen one time. I've done bits where I improv a joke, and people are dying. The next show, I try to repeat it, I can't do it. Because with the first audience that was our moment. It can't happen the same way again. We were all there: a certain type of people were at that show and we all got it.

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  People, Dying, Trying

  "That’s how he dooz it! One-on-One with Comedian JB Smoove". Interview with Sergio Mims, www.ebony.com. April 2, 2012.

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• In my stand-up, I've always been loose. If there's a curtain onstage, I'll use that in my act. If there's a door, I'll use the door. I always like to use everything at my disposal, which makes each show a little different and a little more fun.

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  Fun, Doors, Different

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• You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

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  Iphone, Apples, Months

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• True Yankees fans know an up-and-coming player when they see one.

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  Player, Yankees, Fans

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• Women put guys through tests all the time.

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  Guy, Tests

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• I'm, like, everybody's friend. I'm one of those dudes. I can be friends with anybody. Any race of person, any personality, I can kind of deal with them. I accept different types of people.

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  Race, People, Personality

  Interview with Joel Keller, www.avclub.com. September 1, 2011.

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• I live in New York right now but I'm originally from my daddy's nuts. We all are. Think about, we the lucky ones - we made it. You all are winners. That's the first race you ever won.

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  New York, Thinking, Race

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