Don't count your chickens before they egg.
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom.
I only eat fish - no chicken, no turkey, just fish. I get all my protein from fish and egg whites.
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Am I eating chicken or tuna?
I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
Yes and, you know, I can't use the nice words anymore because I used to chicken out by using them. I used to call myself plus size, used to call myself chubby. I used to call myself overweight.
I'm not counting any chickens.
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
You can't set a hen in one morning and have chicken salad for lunch.
I live with an 18-month-old Jack Russell named Chicken. He moved in about 15 months ago, and it was very hard at first because I work a lot and he doesn't.
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.
What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander, but it is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the Guinea hen.
Business is never as healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching for what it gets.
I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one.
Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens.
As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.
If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.
The food in Europe is pretty disappointing. I like fried chicken. But other than that Europe is great.
I've slowly gone back, later on in life, to fish and then chicken and then, last year, red meat.
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