Todd Barry Quotes

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• I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

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  Sports, Love And Respect, Humankind

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• People in New York love having roof parties.

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  New York, Party, People

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• I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.

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• I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers.

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  Source: www.avclub.com

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• If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

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  Brother, Party, Nuts

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• If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

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  Kissing, Blow, Kiss Me

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• I've had shows where you think, "Is this going well? I can't tell," and then you say goodnight and you get this ovation. They're sorta like a theater audience. I've learned that much; that they're not always going to be doing backflips - but I'll never figure it out. Because sometimes you walk up there, and they're so excited, and then other times, it's just... But sometimes an audience is bad, and you can tell them they're bad, and that sort of breaks the ice a bit.

  Todd Barry

  Thinking, Sometimes, Excited

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.

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  Bad Day, Good And Bad, Good And Bad Days

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• I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place

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  Email, Posters, Mass

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• I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase

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  Writing, Needs, Erase

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• I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that

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  Mean, Agents, Stage

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• My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.

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  Doe, Sometimes, My Sister

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• I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

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  Thanksgiving, Chickens, Chicken Nuggets

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• Comedy clubs are a bit more expensive. That's the problem with some of these places. But the flipside of that is, if you do too many shows for free or $5, then people don't understand why you can't fly to Milwaukee and do a show for a $3 cover. That won't even pay for my flight.

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  People, Comedy, Flight

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Sometimes they're all collectively thinking, "Wow, we're kinda a shitty audience," and then if you point it out, it's kinda like, "Hey, I know what's going on. We know what's going on up here. Or what's not going on. And I'm letting you know that I know. And now we can fix this."

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  Thinking, Sometimes, Audience

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.

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  Mean, Errors, Logic

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• I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started

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  Would Be, Nervous

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• I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage

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  Monday, Mean, Sunday

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• Anyone who bombs is my friend.

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  Bombs, My Friends

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• I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.

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  Thinking, Years, Done

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• And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

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  Goal, Laughing, Joy

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• I will not be misquoted!

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• I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

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  Dream, Proud, Share

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• The problem with a lot of comedy clubs is not that they are a comedy club; it's just the cheesy way they're presenting themselves. That's why a lot of people have a problem with them. If you're a relatively unknown comedian, you can play at a comedy club, you might play to hundreds of people every night. But if you try to make a concert event out of it, and try to play a rock club or something, where you might play to 10 people or no people. And the flipside of that is, that's also a great thing, to play to people who are your fans. Some people are too hard on the comedy clubs.

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  Night, People, Cheesy

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself

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  Thinking, Years, People

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