I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong.
I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.
You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.
I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.
I actually went to film school, but I didnt like it. Im basically self-taught.
I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for 30 Rock. Some people think were old friends from Second City days. I had always been a fan of Tinas. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom.
I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.
Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.
I sort of have to self-censor sometimes.
I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.
I'm a massive Steven Seagal fan. I know his movies are horrible, but I've watched all of them over and over again. I'd want to do a movie with him and Van Damme. I think they are afraid of me - that's why I haven't worked with them yet. Well, I know that's the reason.
I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes its fun, sometimes its annoying.
Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, Im perfect.
Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.
I am the greatest marital artist in the world.
I like hanging out at non-showbizzy places.
In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I'm always working on new material.
As a comedian, I think you need to keep things real.
I don't live in a fancy neighborhood.
I'm a big Pacino fan. He's a great actor: so much passion and intensity.
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