Janeane Garofalo Quotes

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• I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Funny, Sarcastic, Cutting

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Men, Quirky, Age

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• To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Inspirational, Motivational, Confidence

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• The reason a person is a republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that's science - that's neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a republican.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Open Minded, Republican, Reason

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• It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Feelings, Feeling Bad, Can Do

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• Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Being Yourself, Inspire, Individuality

  "Feel This Book: An Essential Guide to Self-Empowerment, Spiritual Supremacy, and Sexual Satisfaction". Book by Janeane Garofalo and Ben Stiller, April 27, 1999.

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• Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young adult… Many people are often wrong… Don’t bother being nice. Being popular and well liked is not in your best interest. Let me be more clear; if you behave in a manner pleasing to most, then you are probably doing something wrong. The masses have never been arbiters of the sublime, and they often fail to recognize the truly great individual. Taking into account the public’s regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Nice, Acceptance, People

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I'm a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Thinking, Feelings, Too Much

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• Rejection kills, disappointment only maims.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Disappointment, Rejection

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• I truly believe a woman's weight is a political issue, and if one young woman out there can see me and not feel crummy about herself, that's a good thing.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Believe, Issues, Political

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• When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

  Janeane Garofalo

  Insulting, Flags, American Flag

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I feel bad that people think that "feminism" is a dirty word. I don't understand that at all, I'm proud to be labeled a feminist. I consider myself a person who has throughout my entire life stood up for myself. It's never been my ambition to be someone who takes a backseat to anything. I'm not a male basher at all. I divide people into assholes and non-assholes, and that's genderless. I encounter sexism everyday.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Dirty, Ambition, Thinking

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• Nothing translates worse than comedy into the printed word.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Printed Word, Comedy, Translate

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Would Be, World, Communist

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Betrayal, Legacy, Dresses

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• He [God] just seems so man-made to me. There are so many theories, and not everyone can be right. It's human nature to need a religious crutch, and I don't begrudge anyone that. I just don't need one.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Religious, Men, Needs

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• How long do we have to deal with conservative failure? How long? Thirty years is not enough? So I would say enough with that, and I would say check out the Center for American Progress, and the writings by Patrick Garofalo, economic guru. That's what I would say.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Writing, Years, Long

  Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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• Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Hate, Ignorance, Wings

  "Garofalo: Tea Party Goers Are Racists Who Hate Black President". "Countdown" with Keith Olbermann, www.newsbusters.org. April 16, 2009.

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• My hell is going to be the stairmaster wing of Dante's inferno, where they're gonna tape my feet to the pedals and the only music I get is Michael Bolton karaoke style.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Wings, Feet, Style

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• Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to God, all night long: 'You're taking that cake with you when you go. That cake's not staying in this house.' Like it's this evil, Hope Diamond, nuclear, horrifying cursed thing.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Girl, Party, Night

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• Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Hate, Party, Men

  "Garofalo: Tea Party Goers Are Racists Who Hate Black President". "Countdown" with Keith Olbermann, www.newsbusters.org. April 16, 2009.

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• Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

  Janeane Garofalo

  Beer, Evil, Guy

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• It is not crazy to think that powerful people do some pretty horrible things. And maybe they get out of hand. Maybe it just gets away from them. It snowballs.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Powerful, Crazy, Thinking

  "The Majority Report" with Janeane Garofalo, November 10, 2004.

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• Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Spiritual, Eye, Creating

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• Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the young people. They don't have the debilitating self-loathing and the second guessing.

  Janeane Garofalo

  Hate, Self, People

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