No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.
No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.
I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store and said, "Give me another ten guppies, I got a lot of calls yesterday."
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Memory is a net: one that finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking.
I used to fish the Border rivers, but nowadays you have to queue up for a shot and I can't stand that.
Whenever the lion fish in the fish tank in the captain's ready room died it was always a sad moment.
I don't ask for an apology because it's only tomorrow's fish-and-chip paper.
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
I've slowly gone back, later on in life, to fish and then chicken and then, last year, red meat.
He that would fish, must venture his bait.
I deep sea fish a lot.
Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?
I may be smelly and I may be old, Rough in my pebbles, reedy in my pools, But where my fish float by I bless their swimming, And I like the people to bathe in me especially women.
I always feel that there are no final victories and no final defeats. But it's true that America is in a hole right now. There are a lot of dead fish in the water.
It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work.
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.
I had to work on a Marlin boat, like gutting fish, like as the bait boy.
Working with Tracy Morgan on '30 Rock' is really great. I love Tracy. He's wonderful. Well, until his fish tank caught fire - his apartment burned up and flooded my apartment. We live in the same building, but I'm eight floors below him and we had to evacuate.
I eat fish, three times a week meat, and if not yogurt, something like this and it rarely continues.
Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
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