No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.
No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.
A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
99.99% of all castles in America are located in fish tanks.
Wherever the fish are, that's where we go.
I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store and said, "Give me another ten guppies, I got a lot of calls yesterday."
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it's a long story. I have a fascination with the ocean, and you put a hot chick in there, it just adds more to it! I liked The Little Mermaid. It's a cool movie. It's one of those I watch over and over again.
Memory is a net: one that finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking.
I deep sea fish a lot.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Who does not love his own tongue is far worse than a brute or stinking fish.
I don't ask for an apology because it's only tomorrow's fish-and-chip paper.
I'm going to gut you like a fish.
He that would fish, must venture his bait.
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
Whenever the lion fish in the fish tank in the captain's ready room died it was always a sad moment.
I used to fish the Border rivers, but nowadays you have to queue up for a shot and I can't stand that.
Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.
I've slowly gone back, later on in life, to fish and then chicken and then, last year, red meat.
The fact that we're catching more fish per person than we've ever done before doesn't mean that there are not particular places where we've managed fisheries badly.
No toys in the fish tank
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.
I always feel that there are no final victories and no final defeats. But it's true that America is in a hole right now. There are a lot of dead fish in the water.
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